...and I deliver!
Made of genuine cow manure from the Keystone State of Pennsylvania and sculpted by Amish dairy farmers, this poopet is perched on the binder bin above my desk. Even tho the odor was removed, it keeps all the texture of the original cow pie that spawned it - including straw and corn. It's eyes are soy beens. Normally you'd find him in a garden or lanscaping fertilizing the plants around him, but his job is much more important in my cube. He promotes interesting conversation, independent thought and scares dimwitted management away from my workspace.
Stay tuned for more "Things from Chris' desk"!
17 comments:
Ewwwwww! I can imagine the conversation starters that come from that piece of .... *ahem*! lol
I would've expected to see this on WHW's blog! lol
LOL..... too funny! and.... I want one!!
hehehe
Can you imagine in my line of work how well that would go over, sitting here in my workspace??? ;o)
Excellent! I am proud to say that I have seen the Poopet first hand. The picture does it justice.
Nice.
Now I see why you and whw are friends!!lol I actually like the little fellow! We sell cow patties here in OK.. but they are chocolate, with caramel and nuts. But they look like the real thing! So which is worse? A real one, or one that looks that way that you eat? I think all bloggers are fundamentally twisted!
hugs,
jean
Yes, I have found that corn is an excellent poo coagulant.
No wonder we're all twisted! We're both 45/55!! That's a scary thought.LOL
hugs,
Jean
Okay- that's just disgusting. Hysterically funny, but disgusting :P You are a strange, twisted little man; you need to be in the office next to mine :)
Hmmm...a poop desk. Interesting...
OH MY goodness! That is so nasty, but so funny! That is so STINKIN funny! :)
Blessings to you,
S:)
Ah. I think you found the trick that will keep annoying co-workers away from your desk!
The real question is who in the world thought of scupting cow poo anyway? Who's more twisted? You or the sculptor? Probably both equally. That would never "fly" in my office.
I'm ashamed to say that I have seen poo art before your blog, but I'm not saying where.
Nope. Not gonna do it. You can't make me.
LOLZ! When you said you were going to give crap, I didn't think literally meant crap! I don't know why Amish people enjoy sculpting dung!
Oh those clever Amish!! They seem to find a use for just about everything. I LOVE it!! I wonder if I could make my own?
where can I get one?? haha that is so funny. I wonder how they remove the odor
OMG! That is too funny!
How very unfortunate... I find your blog, read the colonoscopy post first... then scroll down to find this gem.
Priceless!
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